September 2009

Someone Wrote a Guide for Dealing with Jaime

[How to Forgive a Promise Breaker]

…Promise-breakers are often untrustworthy and unreliable. Frequently, a promise breaker doesn’t understand how this impacts on their credibility and future prospects…

…Ask yourself why do you let yourself believe in this person who makes promises to you that you know he or she will not keep?…

burnin rubber

Get Arcade UFO Some Monie$$$

SFC, Arcade UFO needs your help.

Go to http://savethearcades.stridegum.com/ and play the crappy flash game and donate your points to UFO. $25,000 is at stake here. You can still watch break.com and watch bad TV shows while you zap minotaurs. Don’t let Arcade UFO lose!

BOOTY!

ALEX’S WET DREAM (LITERALLY)

GOGOGO!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA HOMELESS PEOPLE

You guys gotta read this shit.

LOVEBIRDS Steven and Kathryn share a well-organised home in bustling Las Vegas.

They have a neat, if compact kitchen, a furnished living area, and a bedroom complete with double bed, wardrobe and bookshelf featuring a wide selection including a Frank Sinatra biography and Spanish phrase book.

And they make their money in some of the biggest casinos in the world.

But their life is far from the ordinary.

Because, along with hundreds of others, the couple are part of a secret community living in the dark and dirty underground flood tunnels below the famous strip.

GOGOGOGO

The Sun – The People Living In Drains Below Las Vegas aka Teenage Mutant Ninja Homeless People.

snake!!!!!!

why i <3 ny


lolz

Real Life Ultra Combos

ULTIMATUM?

Solidus311 (10:39:45 AM): i can’t keep living like this
Solidus311 (10:39:47 AM): i need something
Solidus311 (10:39:58 AM): i can’t help but feel betrayed
Solidus311 (10:40:01 AM): whether you lied or not
Solidus311 (10:40:07 AM): i just don’t know anymore
phobercrar (10:40:42 AM): *hsugh*
Solidus311 (10:42:25 AM): don’t you have anything?
Solidus311 (10:42:33 AM): a ticket confirmation…?
Solidus311 (10:42:37 AM): a doctor’s note…?
Solidus311 (10:42:42 AM): a credit card statement…?
phobercrar (10:42:53 AM): *hsugh*
Solidus311 (10:42:58 AM): we’re just all so confused
phobercrar (10:43:01 AM): I do, but i feel like if i’m forced to show
phobercrar (10:43:03 AM): I will stop
phobercrar (10:43:04 AM): being friends
phobercrar (10:43:06 AM): with you guys
phobercrar (10:43:07 AM): forever
Solidus311 (10:43:08 AM): YOU ARE FORCED TO SHOW!!!
phobercrar (10:43:20 AM): okay, but this will end our friendship
phobercrar (10:43:22 AM): for good
Solidus311 (10:43:22 AM): but we don’t have to stop being friends forever
Solidus311 (10:43:25 AM): …
Solidus311 (10:44:44 AM): i can’t believe i’m put in this position
Solidus311 (10:44:57 AM): like I’M the asshole…
Solidus311 (10:45:08 AM): we all love and miss you so much
Solidus311 (10:45:19 AM): and we want you to be open and honest with us
phobercrar (10:57:26 AM): i have a meeting, we can talk more later secks