So…thanks to everyone that chipped in for Alex’s plane ticket. He’s a broke piece of shit but apparently he has some good friends.

Just to recap the weekend:

1. Arcade UFO is badass

2. Jaime was reliably unreliable on Friday when he said he’s was gonna “go downtown for a bit but then come back to the arcade when Chris Dat and Sin got into town.” What do you know? He never showed up.

3. Clayfighter 4 (aka Street Fighter 4: Judgement Clay) looks hella sexay on them HD monitors

4. St. Rudy’s was delicious

5. Lee was mad drunk hittin’ on this chick all sloppy downtown and she just turned around, stared him in the face and was like “I’m a lawyer.” lololololollolololololol

6. Marvel is fuckin dumb

7. Tenderizor 2.0 victims include but are not limited to: Me, Alex, Akiko, Mopreme, 3 cases of Bud Light, Jaime, Chris Dat, my brother and DEATS!!! (if that fool dies this week from alchohol we’re gonna put “YOU HAVE BEEN TENDERIZED” on his gravestone) lolololololllolololololollol *srry*

8. SIN PARK CAME TO AUSTIN!!!! (Everyone misses that guy)

9. Marcus called me and Chris Dat “faggots?”

10. First Attack 3rd Strike Tourny is by far the most exciting way to bet Beer Bong hits

11. Marneto lost to Alex in every single game at Fubarcade

12. We played Powerstone on DC?

13. I owned nubs at MGO hard

14. After losing in first atack tourny, Chris Jones ‘Falcon Kneed’ Alex in the chest until he broke his sternum and ribs!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHA!! Here’s a video of what happened:

Then Sin had to play Trauma Center on Alex to determine if he had to go to the hospital or not. Diagnosis: “Sagat Wins”

The weekend was a blast guys. See you all at EvoluHsien 2k8 at Fubarcade!!!1

“You can’t break those ribs.”

This should have been posted on SFC a long time ago.

REEEEEMIIIIIIX!!

REEEEEREEEEEMIIIIIX!!

Right when I landed, mj and i drove around in circles cause he’s a dumbass, then we ate whataburger and played 3s with god until 3 in the morning.

life is good.

fubarcade tomorrow!!!

and it was done. In a blink of an eye, my fate for labor day weekend was changed, all at the hands of one man who goes by the name of Mike Jones.

Seriously, I’m going to be in Austin on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Break out the booze, bitches, and (fu)barcades cause this is going to be one hell of a weekend.

CAN SOMEONE SAY ARCADE UFO INAUGURAL MINI-TOURNEY 4 TEH TENDERIZER?

Be there or be square. I’ll try to drum up a schedule of events. BTW, mike jones financed this trip, and since most of you assholes said you’d donate to the cause, feel free to push your one or two dollar bills his way.

In other news, I’m sorry for being so delinquent on updating. I’ve been pretty burned out by Evo.

SEE YALL THIS FRIDAY WOO MARVEL

Brackets can be found here at

SHORYUKEN.COM

Highlights include:

Pool G for Third Strike looks gross. Combofiend, mark aka mopreme, Ricky O, Paul Lee, Ryan Hart, and a bunch of other REALLY solid players.

I’m in pool D for 3s–only real names i recognize are john choi and Kai, who qualed for SBO.

Fubar is in pool E–another good one. only names i recognize are Jason Cole and another solid 3S player, let blood run. Expect fubar to make top 16 easy peasy.

As for ST, i’m in Adam Deats pool. I hope i play him first, so I sex him up before, during, and after the match. Our pool is thick–jason nelson, jason cole, some jap, NKI. Expect me to flake on this again like I did last year LOL.

As for Marvel, i’mma get fucked in the ass anyone–as long as i get one win i’ll be happy

GOGOGOGO!

Evo west quals–this is winner’s finals, and it’s definitely a fun watch.